Comical spam

You know, usually spam is just a source of irritation, but I got one the other day that cracked me up. So, without further ado, here it is:

Subject: SH00T Out Amazing Amounts Of Sp.erm!

*SHOWER YOUR LOVER WITH*
BUCKET LOADS OF SP.ERM!

*It’s Amazing & Has Finally Arrived! A Unique Pill That Will Increase Your Spe.rm By Up To 500% More We Guaran.teed It!***

*Maintain Rock Solid Erect.ions*
*Increased Se.xual Desire & Performance*
*- Shoot Out Amazing Amounts Of Spe.rm Everywhere*
*- Multiple Extreme Orga.sms! Have 2 Or 3 Each Time.*
*- 100% Mon.ey Back Guar.antee With Every Order.*

*EJACU.LATE LIKE A P0RN STAR*__

*_MORE INFO HERE _*

no more emailz

whalingberibboned

Who wouldn’t want to spray bucket loads of sperm, EVERYWHERE?
Bucket loads!!! Everywhere!!!
You wenches best be fetching the mop!