Have you seen the TV ad for Jimmy Dean’s new breakfast snack thing where the woman says:
“the eggs come from real chickens, the cheese comes from real cows, and the sausage comes from Jimmy Dean”?
That’s right up there with the Metamucil-Old Faithful ad in the revolting imagery race. First off, there are several truly disgusting ways that “comes from Jimmy Dean” could be interpreted. Second, I don’t think it’s a good idea to get people pondering where sausage actually does come from.
What the hell are they thinking?
Yuck!
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it … and the dog rushed and ate it.”
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.