My retirement plan
Apr
09
So, the other night I was watching a program on The History Channel about the “Bible code”. Apparently (depending on which “scholars” you believe) the world will either:
A) be destroyed
or
B) narrowly avoid destruction
by a comet or meteors or somesuch in the year 2012. Armed with this “knowledge”, I’ve taken to buying lottery tickets. I know, I know, the lottery is “a tax on people who are bad at math”, but I sure don’t want to spend my last seven years on earth working for “the man” when I could be having great big multi-millionaire fun.