Happy news from Vancouver, BC

Good news on severed goat heads: Satan not involved - Yahoo! News

Here’s a brief excerpt;

A 19-year-old worker at a local slaughterhouse has admitted he took the two heads with the intention of having them mounted, but then changed his mind and left them at the school in hopes a janitor would dispose of them.

I don’t think they should be so quick to embrace the “Satan not involved” premise. Who do you suppose planted the whole “Hey, you know what would really tie this room together? Some mounted goat heads!” seed in his empty little head in the first place? My guess — the Devil. Although, it could have been Jose Cuervo or Jim Beam or one of those guys.

“Whew, thank goodness it wasn’t devil-worshippers, just a deranged jackass from the slaughterhouse… we can rest easy tonight.”

This also begs the question; “Are there no garbage cans in Vancouver?”