Funny Euphemisms (Gregisms?)

I have a couple of euphemisms for diarrhea that I’ve (to the best of my recollection) coined over the years which I’ll share with you now. Feel free to use these should you desire, but I would appreciate it if you give me credit (for the phrase, not for your intestinal problems).

The first is a general purpose phrase but it’s especially appropriate in the company of either fans of country music or those who actively dislike country music. “The Travis Tritts”, as in “I knew I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell, I was in the bathroom with the Travis Tritts all night.”

The second is useful around a more cerebral audience, and perfect if they are always yammering on about the Russian Revolution and/or if they are, in fact, Marxists. “The Leon Trotskys”, as in “I think there was something wrong with the Beluga at the cocktail party last night, it gave me a terrible case of the Leon Trotskys.”

Just doing my part to weave a little color into the lexicon.