Speaking of the Discovery Channel…

You thought I was going to make some weird Bloodhound Gang reference, didn’t you? No, now get your mind out of the gutter! Anyway…

…have you seen the promos which start with a view from outside a hotel room… you hear grinding and see sparks flying beyond the door. Lance Armstrong walks up, in full Discovery team kit, opens the door and there sits his bike all ‘chopper-ized’ surrounded by the guys from American Chopper. There’s a long pause where he just stares, dumbfounded, while they sit grinning expectantly at him. Finally Mikey, with a downcast gaze, mutters; “Sorry Lance” and Paul Sr. shouts at him “Shut it!”

That cracks me up.

Oh, and by the way:

Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert
and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch
you want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered
like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Ha!
I couldn’t resist.