Stewart won’t reveal ‘Apprentice’ catchphrase

“‘I think you’ll find it quite different,’ Stewart said Wednesday during an appearance at the Promax&BDA conference of marketing executives in New York.

Stewart said it took awhile for her to figure out what she would use in place of Trump’s signature phrase. She even asked her employees via company intranet for suggestions.

‘I got some doozies,’ she reported. Among them: ‘You’re not a good thing’ and ‘You’re a bad thing.’”

I wish she had asked me, I could have given her some real “doozies”; how’s about:

“Is Martha Stewart going to have to shank a bitch?” regardless of the person’s gender. (And yes, I did shamelessly rip this off from the Wayne Brady sketch on Chappelle’s Show.)

She really should go with “You’re shanked!” For fun and an extra boost to the ratings she could, from time to time, really shank the person, ’cause heaven knows, we Americans love our mindless violence.

Hopefully someone will let me know if she steals my idea… I most definitely will not be watching.