My New Career

So, I was watching old re-runs of SCTV on TV Land tonight. During the closing credits there was one that really caught my eye:

Wigmaster!

That’s right, there’s a person whose actual job title is “Wigmaster”. I wonder how one goes about pursuing a career in the hair-piece sciences? That seems like a job I could do, plus, everyone could call me “Wigmaster G”. That would be pretty cool.
Yep.