Scott Stapp

Jan
06

So, apparently, Scott Stapp (fomerly of Creed) is engaged. His fiancée, Jaclyn Nesheiwat, was Miss New York USA 2004 and is currently the director of public affairs for the Scott Stapp Foundation, which promotes healthy parent/Scott Stapp child relationships.

My suggestions for gifts for the happy couple? Mirrors; portraits of Scott Stapp; anything engraved Mr. and Mrs. Scott Stapp.

The upcoming nuptials aren’t mentioned on the “news” page of Scott Stapp’s website, however, the words “Scott Stapp” do appear 11 times! That’s roughly one “Scott Stapp” per 21 other words! It’s Stapp-tastic!

Who the hell would marry Scott Stapp? Then again she was a pageant girl, her ego may give his some competition. This won’t last and then he’ll write an album about it and torture us.

Anonymous, on 1-13-2006 @ 9:02 am |