Brilliant News Headline of the Day

Cheney Apparently Breaks Key Hunting Rule
By Nedra Pickler, Associated Press Writer

Ya think? Gee, I didn’t realize… apparently there’s some sort of rule against shooting your hunting companions in the face… who knew?

In all fairness, you can’t possibly expect anyone to remember all of the complicated and esoteric rules of hunting. And besides, details like have a valid license and don’t shoot people are really more like suggestions or guidelines than actual rules, aren’t they?