New and Improved “Greg Evans Diet Plan”

So, after considerable research into the “Greg Evans Diet Plan“, there has been a slight revision. Instead of subsisting solely on pie for an entire week each month, the new plan calls for dedicating just one day each month to pie-eating exclusivity.

This day shall, of course, be known as Pie Day. This is not to be confused with Pi Day, which just happens to coincide with my birthday. The annual triumvirate of these occasions (Pie Day, my birthday, and Pi Day) shall cause the festivities to be expanded into Pie Week, out of honor, respect, and appreciation for pie, pi, and the esteemed founder of Pie Day, yours truly.

I am confident that Pie Day observances will meet with much greater success than my previous failed, discredited, and subsequently abandoned research into ‘Beer Day’, ‘Vodka Day’, ‘Rum Day’, and the always exciting ‘Tequila Day’.