Witty Repartee

Jul
03

Fellow cyclists:
Feel free to utilize the following riposte when an irate motorist screams at you to “get on the sidewalk”.

    I realize that it’s probably hard to tell with your head up your ass; but I’m not walking.

You’re welcome.

I am trying to curse less these days, particularly at motorists when I am on a bike. How about replacing “ass” with “behind”? No, that won’t work. I’ll just apply the f-word librally and call it a day.

Jon, on 7-5-2006 @ 10:44 am |

Well, you could just shorten it to: “I’m not walking” which could then optionally be punctuated with the epithet of your choice (personally, I like “jackass”, though that does defeat the whole cursing less thing).

Greg!, on 7-5-2006 @ 7:13 pm |


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