More Infomercial Idiocy
“Yo feces be bein’ pitiful, fool!”
O.K., he doesn’t say that, exactly. But infomercial huckster Klee Irwin does assure me that if I take his product, Dual Action Cleanse; I will “have excellent bowel movements with increased length and girth.”
Go ahead, take a few moments to think about that.
In the same infomercial he also details being “frightened” the first time he saw his four year old daughter’s bowel movement in the toilet and states that compared to hers, his “bowel movements were inadequate, to say the least.”
Sounds like Klee has a case of dookie-envy.
First of all, I can’t imagine anyone actually wanting their bowel movements to have “increased length and girth”.
Secondly, I can’t imagine anyone buying anything this guy is selling. I mean seriously, just look at him!
Apparently there is a sucker born every minute, some of whom are willing to fork over their hard earned dollars in order to have bigger turds; you know, for health reasons.
I know, I know; “Enough with the bodily function posts, Greg! Get back to the obscenity-laced tirades and bicycling tales that we all enjoy.”
I’ll work on that.
He reminds me of John Waters.
todd, on 10-27-2006 @ 10:26 am |