Small Town News
Feb
15
This may not be quite up to the level of the items on David Letterman’s recurring bit by the same name, but I just came across this in the online version of my local paper:
Friday, Feb. 9
6:13 p.m. - United Dairy Farmers, 340 W. Second St., criminal mischief. Business stated that suspect used a pizza to improperly tamper with the men’s bathroom urinal, sink and mirror.
If you’re going to use pizza to tamper with a urinal, sink and mirror, for God’s sake, at least do it properly.