Snot Rockets

Ok, since I’ve already started down this path; here’s a useful term I coined several years ago:
snotrockletize (accent on last syllable) - the generally inadvertent act of blowing a snot rocket onto something (or, heaven forbid, someone). Example: “Damnit, the wind shifted and I snotrockletized my shoulder!”

Here’s a funny story of ’snotrockletization’ from Ireland for your edification.

Yeah, I know; I’m basically just an overgrown ten year old with (a little) more discretionary income and way too much free time.