The other night I found myself watching ‘Jackie Brown’ on TV. As this was regular-ass (commercial) TV, all of the profanity was dubbed over, with predictably hilarious results. One scene in particular grabbed my attention. Briefly, Samuel L. Jackson’s character, ‘Ordell Robbie’ angrily says; “Oh, I know who my friends are, melon fever.”
He called the man “Melon fever“! I’m going to start using that!
“Hey, melon fever, watch where you’re going!”
“What are you honkin’ at, melon fever?”
It just has so many practical applications.