Stupid Taxes

I filed my Federal, State, and School District tax returns months ago (electronically). My City return, though, requires me to fill out an actual paper form which I then must either mail or hand-deliver to the courthouse. It’s all so quaint and 1900’s-ish.

Anyway… today I finally got around to doing my city taxes.
Included with my “city income tax package” was a sheet of instructions on Goldenrod paper. I read one side and at the bottom it said, “Please read both sides! There is important information on the other side.” I read that and at the bottom it said, “Please read both sides! There is important information on the other side.” I read that and at the bottom it said, “Please read both sides! There is important information on the other side.” I read that and…

2 hours later, I gave up and started working on my return.