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	<title>Greg's Soapbox / Therapy Couch</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a catastrophe! (or is it?)</title>
		<link>http://www.gsevans.com/blog/2012/02/its-a-catastrophe-or-is-it.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Evans</dc:creator>
		
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		<category>repair</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love it when what at first appears to be a catastrophe turns out to be no big deal. 
Earlier my power went out, just for a minute. Once it came back on I discovered an issue with my file server. It would power up briefly then shut down. It wasn&#8217;t even making it into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love it when what at first appears to be a catastrophe turns out to be no big deal. </p>
<p>Earlier my power went out, just for a minute. Once it came back on I discovered an issue with my file server. It would power up briefly then shut down. It wasn&#8217;t even making it into <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power-on_self-test">POST</a>, no beeps, no <strong>nuthin&#8217;</strong>. Immediately panic starts to set in as I imagine all of the expensive, time consuming, pain in the ass possibilities. I try it several more times, each with the same result. Then, after I got ahold of myself, I decided maybe it was the power supply, as that seemed the most likely culprit.</p>
<p>So&#8230; I retrieved my power supply tester, turned off the power supply, opened up the case and disconnected the 20-pin connector from the motherboard. I plug it into the tester, power it up, and it&#8217;s fine. Hmm&#8230;<br />
must be the 4 pin connector for the CPU, that&#8217;s the only other line I can think of that might keep the computer from POST-ing. Again it tests as good.</p>
<p>Puzzled, I plug the connectors back in and give it another try. Just as before the power LED lights and the fans spin up, but this time, <strong>one short beep!</strong> Hallelujah! I punch it up on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KVM_switch">KVM switch</a> and see this message: CMOS Checksum error. Hmm&#8230; could the battery be dead? I pull the battery, grab my multi-meter, and sure enough, it&#8217;s dead. Completely, 100%, graveyard dead. Happily, I have a spare battery on hand. I replace the battery and it boots right up, happy as a clam.</p>
<p>Hooray for successful trouble-shooting (and a bit of luck). The &#8220;experts&#8221; on the internet seem to be split as to whether or not a dead CMOS battery can keep a computer from powering up. Some say yes, some say absolutely not. Well, I now know for a fact that it can. So, if you have a computer that powers up then right back down and isn&#8217;t giving any beep codes, test the power supply and the CMOS battery before letting visions of fried CPUs, dead motherboards, or bad RAM dance through your head.
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		<title>Oh&#8230; so I&#8217;m the stupid one!</title>
		<link>http://www.gsevans.com/blog/2011/11/oh-so-im-the-stupid-one.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Evans</dc:creator>
		
		<category>humor</category>

		<category>food / cooking</category>

		<category>language / grammar</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I enjoy Chinese food. A lot. There happens to be a Chinese buffet about 3 blocks from my house and I order takeout from them frequently. A while back it seemed that every time I called a man who spoke basically no English would answer the phone. After a few awkward moments of neither of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I enjoy Chinese food. A lot. There happens to be a Chinese buffet about 3 blocks from my house and I order takeout from them frequently. A while back it seemed that every time I called a man who spoke basically no English would answer the phone. After a few awkward moments of neither of us being able to understand the other, he&#8217;d put the woman who usually answers the phone on and all was well.</p>
<p>After about the fourth or fifth time this happened, it started to really annoy me. &#8220;Why the hell would you have the guy who doesn&#8217;t speak any English answering the phone? That&#8217;s just stupid.&#8221; I groused.</p>
<p>Imagine my chagrin when I discovered that I had been calling their fax number, which evidently rings in the kitchen, where English fluency isn&#8217;t so much a requirement. I had to laugh as I imagined the dialogue: &#8220;Why the hell does that guy keep calling the fax machine? That&#8217;s just stupid.&#8221;
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		<title>My thoughts on the Paterno situation</title>
		<link>http://www.gsevans.com/blog/2011/11/my-thoughts-on-the-paterno-situation.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Evans</dc:creator>
		
		<category>social commentary</category>

		<category>crime &amp; punishment</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our values and priorities are so fucked up in this country. Penn State head coach Joe Paterno turns a blind eye to a former assistant coach who was (allegedly) molesting children and yet he is (apparently) being allowed to retire at the conclusion of the (all-important) football season.
Let&#8217;s look at this from another angle - [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our values and priorities are so fucked up in this country. Penn State head coach Joe Paterno turns a blind eye to a former assistant coach who was (allegedly) molesting children and yet he is (apparently) being allowed to retire at the conclusion of the (all-important) football season.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s look at this from another angle - imagine for a moment that instead of a football coach, we were talking about, let&#8217;s say, a History professor. Would he be allowed to retire at the end of the year knowing what he knew and having not notified the proper authorities? <strong>Hell no!</strong> They&#8217;d fire his ass <strong>like a cannon</strong> (and rightly so).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s morally repugnant when the Catholic church shelters child abusers and those who facilitate or ignore the abuse, and it&#8217;s just as disgusting when it&#8217;s done by Penn State University, or any other organization.</p>
<p>Paterno must go.</p>
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		<title>Pet Peeve #3,207 &#8220;It was just an accident&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.gsevans.com/blog/2011/07/pet-peeve-3207-it-was-just-an-accident.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 04:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Evans</dc:creator>
		
		<category>cycling</category>

		<category>complaints &amp; grievances</category>

		<category>language / grammar</category>

		<category>law</category>

		<category>crime &amp; punishment</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This sort of lazy misuse of the word &#8220;accident&#8221; makes me so mad. From KTLA
Bicyclist Killed in Possible Road Rage Accident.
Seriously, if it was &#8220;road rage&#8221; then it stands to reason that it was not an &#8220;accident&#8221;. Why does it make me mad? Because it&#8217;s indicative of a far too common apologist attitude when it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This sort of lazy misuse of the word &#8220;accident&#8221; makes me so mad. From <a href="http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-downtown-bike-crash,0,226838.story">KTLA</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Bicyclist Killed in Possible Road Rage Accident.</p></blockquote>
<p>Seriously, if it was &#8220;road rage&#8221; then it stands to reason that it was <strong>not</strong> an &#8220;accident&#8221;. Why does it make me mad? Because it&#8217;s indicative of a far too common apologist attitude when it comes to crimes being committed by automobile drivers. Far too often motorists get away with recklessly, sometimes intentionally, maiming or killing cyclists, pedestrians, motorcylists, and yes, even each other because &#8220;it was just an accident&#8221;.</p>
<p>The English language is a rich and varied tapestry, full of synonyms with gradated meanings. Stop calling it an &#8220;accident&#8221; <strong>every</strong> time a car crashes. I know that the media is careful (for the most part) not to assign or imply blame, but they should also be more careful not to implicitly absolve (alleged) perpetrators of blame which is <strong>exactly</strong> what the misuse of the word &#8220;accident&#8221; does.
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		<title>Local State Rep. Arrested for DUI</title>
		<link>http://www.gsevans.com/blog/2011/06/local-state-rep-arrested-for-dui.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Evans</dc:creator>
		
		<category>humor</category>

		<category>politics</category>

		<category>crime &amp; punishment</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Robert Mecklenborg is a conservative Republican who represents much of western Hamilton County, Ohio.
Check out his mugshot, here.
Investigators say Mecklenborg had viagra in his system and a woman in the car with him. There are reports that she is connected to a Lawrenceburg strip club called Concepts Showgirls.

 Man! Talk about burying the lede! How [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Robert Mecklenborg is a conservative Republican who represents much of western Hamilton County, Ohio.</p>
<p>Check out his mugshot, <a href="http://www.local12.com/news/local/story/Local-State-Representative-Arrested-For-DUI/EIlId2XA1UCtcYNjsQ4bYg.cspx">here</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Investigators say Mecklenborg had viagra in his system and a woman in the car with him. There are reports that she is connected to a Lawrenceburg strip club called Concepts Showgirls.
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<p> Man! Talk about burying the lede! How is <strong>that</strong> not the headline?
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		<title>Weiner2gate! Because seriously, what else would you name it?</title>
		<link>http://www.gsevans.com/blog/2011/06/weiner2gate-because-seriously-what-else-would-you-name-it.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Evans</dc:creator>
		
		<category>humor</category>

		<category>social commentary</category>

		<category>politics</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Weiner admits, yeah that&#8217;s my weiner.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/06/06/137010140/rep-weiner-admits-lying-sending-lewd-photo-inappropriate-conversations?ft=1&#038;f=1014&#038;sc=tw">Weiner admits, yeah that&#8217;s my weiner.</a>
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		<title>Pseudo News Flash</title>
		<link>http://www.gsevans.com/blog/2011/05/pseudo-news-flash.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 14:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Evans</dc:creator>
		
		<category>humor</category>

		<category>celebrities</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Winfrey&#8217;s latest venture: &#8220;Oprah&#8217;s Oberlin Ohio Hobo Oboe Orchestra&#8221;. You read it here first.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Winfrey&#8217;s latest venture: <strong>&#8220;Oprah&#8217;s Oberlin Ohio Hobo Oboe Orchestra&#8221;</strong>. You read it here first.
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		<title>Ask your doctor</title>
		<link>http://www.gsevans.com/blog/2011/04/ask-your-doctor.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Evans</dc:creator>
		
		<category>television</category>

		<category>humor</category>

		<category>social commentary</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The commercials finally convinced me, so I asked my doctor if I&#8217;m healthy enough for sexual activity.
He said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a podiatrist, jackass.&#8221;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The commercials finally convinced me, so I asked my doctor if I&#8217;m healthy enough for sexual activity.<br />
He said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a podiatrist, jackass.&#8221;
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